White Lotus: Season 3, Episode 7

"i'm okay with being Timothy Ratliff's son as long as things at work are going good"

PIPER/LOCHLAN

• Lachlan, you’re on incest probation watch — put a shirt on while in bed with your siblings.

• Dying at Piper’s reaction to Lachlan trying to tag along. She’s like first of all, I’m trying to get away from you people…and second of all I wasn’t actually going to go.

  

• At this point, I think it’s tough to argue that Piper is 100% genuinely interested in the monastic life. I think it’s deeper than just wanting to try on a new aesthetic after college, but has more to do with wanting to remove herself from her (imminently broke) family.

• Also, I’m sorry I find it hard to believe that their lifestyle is sooooo nice that Piper is completely incapable of eating whatever it is that they were served for dinner. The kids are from the America, the FDA literally approves poison over here.